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    I actually know more than one girl named Mindy actually...plus it's a shortened nickname for something else...so there! [img]wink.gif[/img]

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    Does she have a dog named Buttons? (She'd be just about the right age...

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    I expect that MS. Jelymo will just have to travel to Houston and Chicago and wherever the hell in Michigan that Eris is...to collect her money...

    Yeah...that's it...yeah...

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    you just keep tryin to find a reason to get me to go to chicago, don't you?

    and trust me, as soon as i ever meet any of you, i'll be askin you three to fork it over. HA! I WIN!!

    being virtuous has its up sides, somedays [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

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    I don't think it's virtue, honey...I just don't think you found anyone you wanted to put put with...yeah...or something like that... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    Put put?

    *snickers*

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    I've got a bad mental picture going of that big mouthed clown face at the 18th hole of all put-put/miniature golf courses now...

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    Hey! That was a cheap shot! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by tyledras:
    what the hell is the "toaster oven" reference got to do with lesbians???
    *Very confused*

    </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


    The reference comes from a long-standing joke that lesbians get prizes for "recruiting", the one I can think of at the moment is the "coming out" episode on "Ellen" years ago where it was joked about early on, and at the end Melissa Etheridge gave Laura Dern a toaster oven for "converting" Ellen (Ellen had to sign all kinds of paperwork).

    The bet was $5 for the one that stayed single the longest. Eris lost first [img]biggrin.gif[/img] , then me [img]biggrin.gif[/img] [img]biggrin.gif[/img] , now Jax. I'd say Jely wins.

    *hands Jely $5*

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    i think i'm going to have nightmares now. thank you. i knew i could rely on you guys for something [img]tongue.gif[/img]

    however ... (hey, you disturb me, i'll disturb you) it certainly puts a whole new twist on the line "can't sleep ... clown'll eat me ... can't sleep ... clown'll eat me!" from the simpsons.

    and i thought jax was trying to say "put up with", which made a lot more sense. [img]wink.gif[/img]

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